Comments on: Jaden, Caden, Jayden, Kaden

By: Clayton

Clayton — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:51:18 +0000

my daughter’s pediatrician’s name is “September”. my wife has a friend that named her twins, “Emersyn” and “Tristyn”. i have seen some very, very intersting names on Medicaid claims before. and there was an e-mail that circulated a while back about a woman in louisiana (in my home town, sadly) that was upset that the school got her daughter’s name wrong. the name was “Le-A” and pronounced “Le Dash-a”.

By: Angel

Angel — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:45:56 +0000

I’m totally going to name my first child Soggy Muff thanks to Trey (and presumably Dr. Seuss).

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:49:21 +0000

Thank you. Thank you, very much. I did a little research before I chose Braden, and yes, I made sure to choose the “real” one because I loathe made-up spellings of actual names. Plus, Brayden just made me think of a donkey. Check out http://www.babynamewizard.com/

By: Trey

Trey — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:17:35 +0000

I know a girl named Winter that hangs out at Pizza D. I’ll introduce you so that you can know a Winter.

By: Trey

Trey — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:12:30 +0000

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
had twenty three sons and she named them all Dave?
well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out ‘yoo-hoo!
come into the house, dave!’ She doesn’t get ONE.
All twenty three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
as you can imagine, with so many Daves.

And often she wishes that, when they were born,
she had named one of them Bodkin van Horn
and one of them Hoos-foos. and one of them Snimm.
and one of them Hot-shot. and one Sunny Jim.
and one of them Shadrack. and one of them Blinkey.
and one of them Stuffy. and one of them Stinky.
another one Putt-putt. another one Moon Face.
another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
and one of them Ziggy. and one Soggy Muff.
one Buffalo Bill. and one Biffalo Buff.
and one of them Sneepy. and one Weepy Weed.
and one Paris Garters. and one Harris Tweed.
and one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
and one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
and one of them Zanzibar Buck-buck McFate…
But she didn’t do it.

And now its too late.

By: colter

colter — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:13:13 +0000

Angel, that’s the single most carcinogenic list of baby names I’ve ever witnessed. I’m not sure I want something so unstable and radioactive on my blog.

By: Angel

Angel — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:05:12 +0000

I wrote this on a friend’s LiveJournal on January 9th, 2008 (yes, I went back to look):

What gets me about “names” like Caiden and Miley and Dallin is that they’re not actually names at all; they’re pleasant, vaguely name-like syllables smashed together at will. The -lee, -len and -den endings always scream MADE UP! to me.

Let’s make some up ourselves, drawing inspiration from the above.

Kayden
Kayley
Kaylin
Madden
Miley
Mallen
Dayden
Dailey
Dillen
Payden
Pailey
Pailen
Jayden
Jailey
Jillen
Tayden
Taylen
Tallen
Shayden
Shayley
Shaylen