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21 years ago this week, Coca-Cola introduced New Coke. It burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp, but might I suggest something to the good people at Lay’s Potato Chips? A slight name change for better, more accurate marketing:

New Crack™

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Seriously, Wesley Snipes could start a New Jack City empire on this sh*t. And apparently, for those who may live in the uncivilized wilds of Saskatchewan or Newton County, you can buy it on Amazon.

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3 Responses to “Improvements”

  1. Jessica Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    Does this rival “Pirate’s Booty” in it’s addictive quality?

  2. Brandon Wise Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    I think that it is a scientific fact that kettles make everything taste better.

  3. colter Says:
    April 25th, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    For me, it surpasses pirate’s booty.

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