Archive for March, 2004

From Merrie England

Monday, March 22nd, 2004

Thanks to the wonders of anonymous FTP (and my meager skills coding with Notepad – the Right Way), I’m typing this to you from the Mumford flat at Fernthorpe Road in South London. I have a bit of free time, as motivating Tara to rise and bathe has proved to be a near Herculean task. We were going to meet Angel at noon, but that quickly became logistically impossible so we moved it back to 2pm. Currently the weather cannot decide if it wants to be rainy or sunny – a dilemma with which it wrangles frequently. Last night I saw Michael Manring play at the Troubadour. Solo bass guitar – bloody marvelous (yes, I type British as well as speak it). Hopefully today I will meet up with Jan Cyrka as well.

Guess what? I bought yet another guitar. I had free time in Dallas before meeting up with Tara, so I stopped off at one of the large pawn shops in Dallas. And there it was, a black Ibanez RG7621 7-string (exactly the same model as I own, but I had mine painted all swirly). The price tag: $150. Mind you I bought my RG a few years ago on ebay for $400. They listed for around $700 as I recall. And if my father instilled anything in me, he gave me a congenital disability to pass up a good deal. So I bought it. No case, so I asked if I could take some tools with the deal. They had a big table full of crusty tools from which I took wire cutters, a screwdriver and a hammer (I needed a hammer for the apartment and I needed the screwdriver in case I had to take the neck off to stick the instrument in my backpack). I then moved on to my rendezvous point at Guitar Center where I purchased a cleaning kit and some strings. I sat in the GC parking lot clipping off the strings and cleaning off the caked layers of finger muck. The guitar was made in 1999, and clearly had not been cleaned since. Eventually we got to the airport and I inquired about closet space for the instrument, and there was room to be found. So naturally I had to surrender my wire cutters and screwdriver to the nice security people. Oh well, they were free. So there I was walking around airports with my luggage and my stringless guitar. And did I mention that British Airways absolutely rules? They have the best in-flight meals and the best entertainment options – multiple movie channels, multiple audio channels. Mostly I listened to the best of REM, the Best of Tori Amos, and Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours.”

I went to the Tate Modern Gallery yesterday to witness the last days of the Weather Project. It is an amazing sight to witness, as were the Picassos and Rodins and Pollocks. We capped the day with a fine dinner atop the museum.

Aside from all the things to do and see, I’m mostly just enjoying being back in London. It still feels comfortable and familiar. Maybe I’ll tell you more as the week progresses.

28 Years Ago Today

Wednesday, March 17th, 2004

On this day in history, in 1976, I was born.

Back in the U.U.U.K.

Monday, March 15th, 2004

I leave for the UK on Friday!! Woo-hoo!

Because Every Little Bit Counts

Wednesday, March 10th, 2004

If you need air conditioning in Dallas, Dring is the place. They rule. Also, if you need storm windows in Texas, DYC is the manufacturer to talk to. If you need commercial insurance in Arkansas, or an Arkansas insurance consultant, the Grace Group can help. If by some chance you’re looking for somebody in the Fort Lauderdale plastic surgery arena, Dr. Wigoda is the man. In Houma, Louisiana, boats are best bought at G & F Sporting. Should you happen to find yourself in Tennessee looking for a duck hunting guide on Reelfoot Lake, talk to Don Finch. And if you want to have a wedding in Arkansas and need a scenic wedding chapel, the Old Mill Chapel is quite nice.

These are just things I thought you people should know.

Return of the Son of Plog

Monday, March 8th, 2004

New plog. My weekend was fun. I’m looking into buying a house. I don’t know if I’m ready for all the extra expenses. There’s a really great house on Woodrow near my place. $105,000, though. Do I make enough money for that? Nervousness defines me lately. This is such a big thing.

Don’t Trust Leviticus

Friday, March 5th, 2004

If anyone tries to use Leviticus as proof that homosexuality is wrong, compare these two lines:

Leviticus 11:9 – “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable.”

Leviticus 20:13 – “Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be detestable to you.”

So if homosexuality is wrong, then God Hates Shrimp.

This is a truly great source for Bible verses.